You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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two words...techno handjob
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
about cumming, not toast
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT