Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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