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you win
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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