What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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