At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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