is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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