I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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