it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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