Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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