ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I have feelings that need drinking.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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