Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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