I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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