I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
The struggles of a small town man whore
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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