I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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