You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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