is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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