They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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