so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
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Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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