Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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