I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
