walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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