I smell stomach acid.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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