It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
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Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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