She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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