Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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