he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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