i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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