Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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