Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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