yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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