sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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