I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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