why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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