Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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