32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Randomize
