party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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