discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I need to sanitize my soul.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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