So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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