I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
