with your own penis?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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