just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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