I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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