i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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