every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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