You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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