There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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