My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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