Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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