You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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