Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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