I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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