He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
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It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize